ISSUE 2927 — 18 November 3681

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uperliner X422 has been saved from almost certain disaster by a last minute warning from the newly completed global ocean grid.

X422, at almost a mile (1.6km) in length, is the world's largest and most expensive. Long considered to be unsinkable, the United Council of Oceanography's (UCO) V series hypercomputer has already calculated that without intervention, sinking would have been a plus 85 per cent probability.

Only the warning from the grid of the super wave's existence enabled the superliner to turn directly into it and survive. 10 minutes prior to impact, the X422 was almost precisely at 90 degree angle to the super wave's direction, its most vulnerable potential position.

Captain W G Grunmann, master of the X422 said "It was the most frightening 10 minutes of my life. We had eight minutes warning of the superwave. To turn the ship and then stop the turn takes about six - even with the atomic drive.

"We went onto emergency connection [to the hypercomputer] and were able to key in the wave's direction and toa [time of arrival] and position accordingly.

"The wave hit. The ship moved maybe 10 degrees but it didn't break. It didn't break. And I heard the loudest roar I had ever heard - it lasted about a minute. The grid saved us."

Scientists from the UCO have declared the newly completed digital map of the oceans a scientific success. Already, the information obtained has proven invaluable for shipping worldwide through the monitoring and prediction of waves, currents and climate changes.

The "map", consisting of more than 80,000 satellite linked buoys floating in a grid spanning all the oceans of the world, provides real time data and strategic information to the UCO hypercomputer, the most powerful in existence. The data is analysed in seconds at regular intervals helping to provide a living map of the world's climate covering more than 70 per cent of the earth's surface.

The buoys, powered by seawater itself, can be bumped harmlessly by passing shipping. They then re-align themselves into their correct positions via the satellite guided grid.

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